New Menu Items

Don't SPARE a second! We've got new eats that are right up your alley. Next time you're at the Fort Myer Bowling Center, get your hands on our: Smashburger: It's a guaranteed STRIKE!  Battered Fried Fish Sandwich: You'll be hooked!  Curried Chicken & Cranberry Sandwich: A perfect game of flavors!  Get 'em while they're hot!

Now Hiring Lifeguards

ATTENTION ALL WATER WARRIORS!  Ready to make a splash this season? We’re hiring Lifeguards, Lead Lifeguards, and Water Safety Instructors to join our team at JBM-HH. First time lifeguard (?) We will pay for your certification! If you enjoy the poolside vibes, competitive pay, flexible schedules, sunshine and don’t mind the occasional dramatic whistle blow, this might be your perfect fit. What you’ll get: A meaningful role keeping our community safe A supportive, energetic team A workday that feels a little like summer camp (in the best way) Positions opening soon — More will be posted in the new year, so stay tuned to JBMHH.ARMYMWR.COM, our JBMHH MWR social media page, and (of course) USAJOBS.

HARVEST FEST

Child Youth Services (CYS) Event: Get ready to celebrate the season at our Harvest Festival on Friday, November 7, 2025, from 3:30 to 5:30 p.m. at the Cody Child Development Center, 102 Carpenter Rd., Bldg. 483. We’re bringing the fall vibes with moon bounces, corn hole, spike ball, art activities, cotton candy, tasty food for purchase, and more surprises. It’s the perfect way to spend an autumn afternoon with family and friends—come out, join the fun, and make some memories!

Thanksgiving Celebration

One Last Turkey Day at Patton! Join us for a memorable Thanksgiving celebration at Historic Patton Hall on Thursday, November 27th! Enjoy a festive feast with family and friends featuring an incredible buffet prepared by Five Star Catering. Date: Thursday, November 27th Seating Times: 11:30 AM – 2:00 PM Location: Historic Patton Hall, Fort Myer, VA Don’t miss out on one last Turkey Day at Patton Hall – a tradition filled with great food, family, and gratitude. Visit JBMHH.ARMYMWR.COM for more info Cost Adult – $47 Kids (6–12) – $26 Under 6 – Dine Free Pre-paid Registration Required Call 703-524-0200 / 0201 (Monday–Friday, 9 AM–4 PM) to reserve your spot today!

BENEATH PATTON HALL

They say the walls remember... Long-forgotten footsteps echo faintly through the cracked tile and dust-choked corridors of Patton Hall’s basement. The air is thick—not just with age, but with something else. Something watching. The old kitchen still bears the scent of extinguished fires, and the bar, once a place of revelry, now hosts shadows that move when no one’s there. As you wander through each haunted room, you’ll feel it—the chill that creeps up your spine, the sense that you’re not alone. This is no ordinary haunted house. This is a descent into the past’s darkest corners, where history refuses to stay buried. Visit JBMHH MWR Halloween Week for some screams, candy, bloody axe-throwing, photos, and more screams. $10 admission. October 29th & 30th - 3:30pm to 7:30pm. Halloween Night - 3:30pm to 8:30pm.

LAST SPLASH BASH

💦 FINAL CANNONBALL WEEKEND OF THE YEAR! 💦 Celebrate summer’s grand finale at Patton Hall Swimming Pools during our Last Splash Bash, happening Labor Day Weekend — Saturday (30 Aug) through Monday (1 Sept)! Dive into the fun with: Live music, water slides, BBQ ribs & grilled favorites ... ... AND the return of our epic 50-meter obstacle course — back by popular demand! Bring your crew, your appetite, and your splash game. Let’s end summer with a bang! ☀️🍔🌊 11AM - 8PM Each Day (weather depending - stay tuned to our Facebook page for updates) Free: Children under 3 $6: E1-E6 $8: E6 and above, Civilians and Retirees Summer Pool Passes Accepted

Soggy Doggy Plunge

🐾 Dive into the fun at our Soggy Doggy Plunge! On September 2nd from 2–7 PM, Patton Hall Swimming Pool goes to the dogs—literally! Celebrate the final day of pool season with a splash-tastic event just for your furry friends. For just $5 per pup, dogs 12 weeks and older can enjoy a refreshing dip while their humans cheer them on from poolside. Handlers may assist dogs in and out of the water, but no human swimming is allowed. All canine participants must bring proof of current rabies vaccination, and owners must stay with their pets at the facility during their swim. Aggressive or uncontrollable behavior may be asked to leave. Come make a splash and send summer off with a wag! 🐶💦